He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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