Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
