toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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