just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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