You made me cry and you don't even care
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Rumble strips road head = magical
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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