gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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