I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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