you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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