You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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