I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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