I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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