I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
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