He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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