they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
