I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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