drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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