If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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