if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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