The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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