new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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