I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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