We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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