I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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