She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
