my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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