I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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