I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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