Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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