Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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