I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm experimenting with sincerity
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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