One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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