i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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