when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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