I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I think I have vodka in my lungs
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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