would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Randomize
