in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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