He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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