who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
i out mim tonsoeep
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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