im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Randomize
