i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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