My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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