I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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