she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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