Please, let me fuck your mom
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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