glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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