just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
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