it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
