and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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