Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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