This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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