I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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