she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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