Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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