Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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